Originally Posted by aklim

Known her since 08/27/86 and married on 08/27/00. So yes, she knows me inside and out. She knew when I was about to fire an RN trying to give me an IV so she quickly took over by saying that I was a hard poke and she needed the practice. That was because the RN was her friend and had tried several times and failed. I was just opening my mouth to say "Get the F#@# away from me.". Another time, we were at an airport and I was walking ahead of her because we were rushing to the gate. Halfway, she said "K-9 (the gate), not cleavage.". Just a split second ago, I had rolled my eyes to look at some boobs. She knows what I will look at even in a crowded airport behind me.

Still think she needs to check the computer browsers? BTW, she even checks that I have money before I go to the titty bar.