BTW, I sorta like Chuck Norris, all in all. I don't groove with some or perhaps much of his world view but I have to admit, simplistic as it is, on the rare occasions I watch his show (don't ask me why), I am sort of looking forward to him laying the bad guys/punks out on their collective a$$es.
Not to mention, he'd be a great guy to have your back in a scrape.