A friend of mine had a black 2006 S500 and does a lot of driving on NYS interstates. The car was a superb ticket magnet. I told him that it would be a very good idea to find a lower profile car when his lease was up. Well, he took my advice and just leased a black-on-black 2008 S550, with just 80 more horsepower. I give him six months before the state of New York forces him to become a passenger/pedestrian.

Anyone want to be a chauffeur?