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Originally Posted by pukunui
As a result of reading all these "don't change your oil" threads, I have decided upon the following course of action.
From now on, I'm gonna drink a bottle of whiskey every night, smoke 3 packs of smokes a day, and eat nothing but cheese burgers, pizza and ice cream. If I don't ever go for a walk, or see the doctor for a checkup, I'll still be absolutely fine.
How do I know this will work?
Because none of you guys can tell me exactly which day will be the day I croak.
It's brilliant! I feel better already!
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Not only will we fail to determine the day of your death, but, lacking any confirming evidence from a doctor, we cannot even make the assumption that you are in failing cardiovascular health. You would be perfectly free to claim that you're health is not compromised in the slightest.