Another one of her quotes:
"I like a martini, two at the most, three I'm under the table, four I'm under the host"

And I think this is hers as well - a classic toast:
"Here's to the men we love, and here's to the men that love us. But the men that we love aren't the men that love us, so to hell with them and here's to Us!"

One of my own:
"There are two types of funerals: those you attend to pay your respects, and those you attend to make sure the sucker is really dead."