Originally Posted by H-townbenzoboy

The Newsly-Times

January 27, 3005

Robot archaeologists find rare non-hover craft in ruins

A team of robotic archaeologists have found the remains of a rare non-hover craft while exploring the remains of Stuttgart, which was destroyed by rioters in 2009 after a Kraftwerk concert went terribly wrong. After careful research, the non-hover craft was determined to be a "Mercedez", presumably named after a late 20th century porn star. This "W123" variant is presumed to be one of the few "Mercedez" vehicles still remaining and will be fully restored, and placed into the "Dr. Z museum for non-hover craft" in New Quantum Stuttgart.