It's because you drive nice.
Try jack-rabbit starting it, followed by hard downshifts and those rods should bend for you so you can be like everyone else

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'83 300D Turbo
Current: ???K mi - 19.2mpg -> 17.4mpg -> 22.9mpg ---> ODO Died
bought at: 233.8K mi - 10MPG For $1.00
3.5 cylinders work: 320 320 100 340 280
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