.... a long time ago... 1978, I moved to the boom town of Aiken SC. Two young ladies in the town ( they were about 22 years old) had never been farther than the "big" town of Augusta, GA maybe 60,000 at the time. They got the idea of going to see the Miss USA pagent in Atlantic City, NJ some how.

Never been on a plane, so they dressed up in prom dress attire... had their hair done and everything. They hit the airport and the plane to Philly .. going through the Buds at their usual pace. They had a limo setup to go from Philly to At. City. They didn't realize is was a LONG ride through nowhere back then. Part way through, nature calls. The limo pulls over, the girls run to "the woods" in their prom dresses, squat, and come back. 8~) At least they were house trained.

This beer rental idea never works out too well.