Well that time I wasn't their. Good story actualy:
One of my drinking budies who we call "Ace", is always picking up and banging seedy chicks. But one time we all went out drinking, and after a few drinks he goes away you won't see him again until like 2. I guess he hooked up with this 35 year old MILF, and raw dog'd her in the back of her husbands Lexus. Which was parked on the side of the street in front of the bar, and people were knocking on the window as they were going at it.
He is an animal! As soon as he was done he got pizza and found us, then realized he left his coat in the back seat.
The MILF's last night were so so, I needed a few more shots before I coud get over the mental block of doing someone who could be my mom.