An Irishman, a Scot and a Brit walk into the pub and all three order a Guinness. A fly lands in each of the drinks and the Brit pushes his away, disgusted. The Scot pulls the fly out and drinks his unaffected; the Irishman grabs the fly by both wings and yells "SPIT IT OUT- SPIT IT OUT!"
Happy St. Patrick's Day from William Henry McCue
aka MTUPower.