I never have to use my windshield washer...

...there is at least one dolt on the road that fire his/hers up, and the resulting geyser of fluid that emanates is enough to clean the windshields of at least four vehicles behind them!!!

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2009 ML350 (106K) - Family vehicle
2001 CLK430 Cabriolet (80K) - Wife's car
2005 BMW 645CI (138K) - My daily driver
2016 Mustang (32K) - Daughter's car