Ducati, You are in luck, I offer insurance for any mishap involving a Sasquatch, stomping, running into it, tears a door off getting to your picnic basket and beer cooler..... Even if it happens in the "Kootneys" which I assume is Canadaspeak for "boondocks".... The insurance papers and the movie rights agreement papers will arrive by Tuesday of next week....Please tell any of your neighbors that are also in danger from Sasquatch related incidents about my low cost service....Greg