Those are truly evil. Also funny.

I remember these howlers from a college composition class:

"Embedded in the ice of many frustrations, Marx naturally formed plans for dynamiting the ice."

"What is a citizen to do, with the octopus of Communism spreading its testicles over the earth?"
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