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Originally Posted by Howitzer
Obama: Um Rev. Wright we are getting some static because of my association with you.
Rev. Wright: So you are firing me?
Obama: Its not personal its politics
Rev. Wright: But I'm supposed to be your mentor, spiritual advisor, friend and all that stuff you said about me.
Obama: I'll call you when I'm in the White House
Rev. Wright: F- You whitey
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Next day:
Obama: Ok, here's the plan: I've spoken to the powers-that-be at NAACP and you will be their keynote speaker this year. Simply show up, act outrageous, and I will trip over myself disowning you. This should appease those poor white ignorant democrats still clinging to Clinton and plump up my popular vote and delegate count. After we knock her off and trounce McCain in November, we're in business.
Rev. Wright: Excellent! I'm looking forward to becoming a member of your Presidential cabinet!
Obama: Oh, umm, well, it's likely that some residual static about you will remain in place after January. How about a nice juicy Ambassadorship to Haiti?
Rev. Wright: F-You whitey.
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