>> Three Cowboys Are Sitting Around The
> >> Campfire Out On The Lonesome Prairie;
> >> With The Bravado For Which Each Is
> >> Famous, It Is A Night Of Tall Tales.
> >>
> >> The Guy From Montana Says, 'i Must
> >> Be The Strongest, Meanest, Toughest
> >> Cowboy There Is. Why, Just The Other
> >> Day, A Bull Got Loose In The Corral.
> >> It Had Gored Six Men Before I Wrestled
> >> It To The Ground By The Horns With My
> >> Bare Hands And Castrated That Sucker
> >> With My Teeth.'
> >>
> >> The Guy From Colorado Couldn't Stand
> >> To Be Bested. That's Nothing, 'i Was
> >> Walking Down The Trail Yesterday And
> >> A Fifteen Foot Diamondback Rattler Slid
> >> Out From Under A Rock And Made A Move
> >> For Me. I Grabbed That Bastard With My
> >> Bare Hands, Bit It's Head Off And Sucked
> >> The Poison Down In One Gulp And Didn't
> >> Even Get A Belly Ache.'
> >>
> >> The Cowboy From Texas Remained Silent,
> >> Slowly Stirring The Campfire Coals With
> >> His Pecker.
> >>