A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he
decided to take a leak... He walked over to a tree and propped up his
gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and
discharged... shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his
doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is
that
you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin, there was
very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the
buck shot. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage
done to your penis
and I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."

"Oh, well I guess that isn't too bad." the man replied, "Is your
brother a
plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "He's a flute
player in the local
symphony. He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you
don't
piss in your eye