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Originally Posted by Dee8go
Let's get this back on to sex or something. This is disgusting!
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One day, two men were walking through an old town. "Man, I'm hungry," one said. "Yeah, me too." the other replied. Then they smelled the most wonderful smell in the world, freshly baked apple pies. Two of them. Sitting on a window sill to cool. "Hey, lets go ask if we can have those pies." the first one said and they ran to the front door. They knocked politely. "Yes?" a middle-aged woman asked as she opened the door. "Ma'am, those pies smell mighty tasty, can we have them?" The first man asked. "Why sure! You came in here and I'll give to ya." she replied pointing two the second man. He walked in gingerly. After the door was closed she said, "Come with me." He followed her into her bedroom. She laid down and undressed and said "To get them pies, you hafta screw me." And she shut her eyes. The man looked down at her greasy nasty pubes. "Yuck," he thought, "I ain't stickin' my tinky-winky in there." He looked out the window and saw a stalk of corn. He pulled one off and shoved it into her and pulled it out. He quickly threw the corn out the window while she screamed. "Oh! Yes! Do me again!" He grabbed another ear of corn and shoved it into her. Again he pulled it out quickly and threw it out the window. "One more time baby," she yelled. "for the second pie." Again he took another ear of corn, shoved it into her, pulled it out and threw it out the window. AS they walked to the front door she handed him the pies and he walked out. "Look bud, she gave us both the pies!" "That's cool, dude. Hey why don't we ask her for some more of that buttery corn I found by the window."