Meth heads & heroin junkies are the thieves around here, too. And the occasional murder like this torso found in floating down the bayou in a duct-taped shut ice chest. Duct tape is versatile.

Illegal aliens around here are in the construction trades, holding housing prices down, I guess. These are not permanent illegals. Most of them sneak in to work their asses off a few years and then go back home in convoys of pickups towing a car, both stuffed with appliances and clothing.