Say fellas,
If you wished your father Happy Fathers Day yesterday, did you think to ask him why the heck he had kids, anyway?


"Dad, I don't like kids. I don't want to have kids! Ever!"

"Son, your mother wanted to stop when your sister was born, but I talked her into one more..you!"



Don't worry, be happy.
The Catholics will keep the growth rate positive.
(Say, aren't there 4 or 5 Catholics on the Supreme Court?)


Yes, when you have children, you might as well take two 10 penny nails, one for each foot, and nail them to the floor. Your'e grounded!