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Originally Posted by AdvisorGuy
One of his "weather forecasts" - "The sun did not come up today, huge cracks are appearing in the earth's surface and big rocks are falling from the sky. Details at 5."
Give 'em hell George....
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More "songs" from that DJ standup routine:
"Mah baby got hit by a train . . . big ol' train . . . I'M GONNA GIT THAT TRAIN!"
"I sent my sinuses to Arizona,
"I sent my liver to Peru,
"I sent my lungs and my kidney for the summer to Sydney
"But I'm sending my heart to you --!"
And his "cooking show" intro:
"Ever have ham and eggs in the South? 'What's that white stuff down there?'
"'Hell, them's grits!'
"'They're
movin', man. . . .'"
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