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Originally Posted by Carleton Hughes
What about the Orgasmic Pooper,every bowel movement is a cause celebre accompanied by oohhs,ahhs and stifled grunts as if the voiding of their colon was the most pleasant experience of their lives and they desperately wish to share their enthusiasm.
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These folks can be thoroughly entertaining. Consider the case of my colleague who likes to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" every day after lunch. One day, after he had spent the previous evening at an outdoor music festival with his wife, he had a rather violent "download." During the course of his business, immediately following the first volley, he matter-of-factly proclaimed "beer and hot dogs" for all in the 8-stall facility to hear.
Another time, after a deafening opening report, he calmly uttered a simple "ooooooooh."