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I'd like to add a few:
THE THOUSAND WIPER
The name says it all, often requiring a half-roll of toilet paper to finally get rid of the "evidence." This poop is also most likely to lead to the male "not-so-fresh" feeling shortly thereafter.
A CLEAN BREAK
A poop of just the right length, girth and consistency to leave nary a trace after the very first wipe.
HOUDINI
You had the urge to go, you sat down, you felt the activity but upon further inspection don't see anything in the bowl. There is generally some luck involved, or targeting, to hit that hole perfectly since not much contact is required to divert the poop. Often A CLEAN BREAK as well.
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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)
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