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Originally Posted by 865sp300e
CHATTY NEIGHBOR
You are doing your best to take care of business quickly and efficiently. After carefully choosing the most appropriate stall (based on cleanliness, sufficient bath tissue, and a minimum one stall separation from a fellow patron), your privacy is invaded by a newcomer who wishes to engage in conversation.
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This is without a doubt, the most annoying of all...that being said, I've been guilty of it on one occasion.
This dude I used to work with came in, and sat in the stall next to me. Seeing as I had the preferred location (the handicap suite), I had a sufficient angle to easily see his shoes beneath the partition as he sat down. He wore these goofy lookin' surfer shoes, so he was an easy ID.
He sat down, and opened up a magazine...then proceeded to start ripping out all those annoying perforated pre-paid mailer advertisements. When he was done, I couldn't help myself...
"Hey Buddy - if you need some TP over there, just ask."