There were three youing ladies from Birmingham,
And this is the scandal concerning 'em.
They lifted the frock
And tickled the cock
Of the Bishop engaged in confirming 'em.

Now, the bishop was nobody's fool,
He'd been to a good public school,
So he took down their britches
And buggered those *****es
With his ten-inch episcopal tool.

The up spoke a lady from Kew,
And said, as the Bishop withdrew,
"The vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker,
And longer and stronger than you."

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