This reminds me of NYC's Parking Enforement division. They don't care how it happened, who you are, whats going on, or how insignificantly small amount of time you've been in the wrong spot, they will write you a ticket (which they sugarcoat by giving it the proper term, "Citation" )

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1982 300GD Carmine Red (DB3535) Cabriolet Parting Out
1990 300SEL Smoke Silver (Parting out)
1991 350SDL Blackberry Metallic (481)

"The thing is Bob, its not that I'm lazy...its that I just don't care."