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Originally Posted by Dee8go
I hate to go to funerals. I'll be going to one soon, I'm afraid. I'm not looking forward to it.
When I die, I want there to be a big party with lots of drinking, laughing, the recitation of funny stories, memories, etc. Like Hunter S. Thompson, I have made it known that I'd like for my ashes to be shot up into the sky in a rocket or a Roman candle for the grand finale.
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Oh,can't rid yourself of grandiose notions,eh?Well if I'm invited I'll certainly do justice to the 1st requirement.
When I shuffle of this mortal coil simply cast me into the sea so I may be of some use to the sharks,gulls and microorganisms,If they'll have me.