I heard this one the other day:

The reason why Osama bin Laden hasn't been caught yet is that we've cut a deal to not capture him in exchange for no more bombings/terror attacks here in the US. Makes you wonder, but I doubt it myself.

Anyone have a good one you've heard lately or an old favorite?

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Current:
2014 VW Tiguan SEL 4Motion 43,000 miles.

2016 Hyundai Santa Fe Sport (wife's).

Past:
2006 Jetta TDI 135,970 miles. Sold Nov. '13.
1995 E-320 Special Edition. 220,200 miles. Sold Sept. '07.
1987 190-E 16 valve. 153,000 miles. Sold Feb. '06.
1980 300-D 225,000 miles. Donated to the National Kidney Foundation.
1980 240-D manual, 297,500 miles. Totaled by inattentive driver.