Quote:
Originally Posted by 450slcguy
Removed the ECU on my car and gently set it down in the driveway. Took a 20 minutes break. Came back and decided to move the car to a shadier spot. Put it in reverse and ran it over.
|
This one is the top!
I have so many dumb @ss stories I could write a book...
#1 Buyng a 1963 Corvair Monza convertible with TERMINAL cancer for $1400. Thing conked out on the way home and I had to push it about three miles. Ran it with no brake shoes (bare metal hitting the brake drums) for a while.
Got it running really well then went off to college. Here is the big dumb@ss mistake -- Gave the keys to my littel brother and told him to 'take good care of it' He decided to surprise me by removinn and repainting everyting under the engine cover . Of course he had no idea what he was doing and completely F'ed up the engine. It took me all summer to get it to run again..
#2 same car running at night in a misty fog. defroster and wipers did not work so I dropped the top, stood up and drove home with my head over the windshield.
#3 not car related... I was getting my snow blower ready for winter when I realized there was still gas in the tank. I went to siphon it out, but could not find the thin clear tubing I usually used. I grabbed a four foot section of garden hose, stuck one end in the tank theo other in my mouth and gave a great big
which turned into a great big swallow of gasoline
!!! When I came to (about 10 minutes later) I crawled into the house. Unable to speak, I croaked out what happened to my soon to be ex-wife who burst out laughing! The doctor said that as long as I stayed away from open flames for a few days, I should be all right! Burping that stuff up for a week was about the nastiest thing to ever happen to me
__________________
"I have no convictions ... I blow with the wind, and the prevailing wind happens to be from Vichy"
Current
Monika '74 450 SL
BrownHilda '79 280SL
FoxyCleopatra '99 Chevy Suburban
Scarlett 2014 Jeep Cherokee
Krystal 2004 Volvo S60
Gone
'74 Jeep CJ5
'97 Jeep ZJ Laredo
Rudolf ‘86 300SDL
Bruno '81 300SD
Fritzi '84 BMW
'92 Subaru
'96 Impala SS
'71 Buick GS conv
'67 GTO conv
'63 Corvair conv
'57 Nomad