Excessive girth? Excessively tight pants? Droopy drawers?

I mean, I've never been accused of being slim in the past 20+ years and I've never ripped my pants getting in or out of a car no matter how low or high the vehicle.

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1980 300TD-China Blue/Blue MBTex-2nd Owner, 107K (Alt Blau) OBK #15
'06 Chevy Tahoe Z71 (for the wife & 4 kids, current mule) '03 Honda Odyssey (son #1's ride, reluctantly) '99 GMC Suburban (255K+ miles, semi-retired mule) 21' SeaRay Seville (summer escape pod)