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Originally Posted by SwampYankee
Excessive girth? Excessively tight pants? Droopy drawers?
I mean, I've never been accused of being slim in the past 20+ years and I've never ripped my pants getting in or out of a car no matter how low or high the vehicle.
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At the all-you-can-eat catfish & hushpuppies emporium people remark how svelte I am.