Originally Posted by aklim

Two hunters were walking in the woods when one of them got bit in the groin. They tried to go back but it was hurting the guy so much he had to sit down. He told his friend that he thought the poison was spreading and if he sat down, it wouldn't spread as fast and he wouldn't hurt as much. He also told the friend to go get help. His friend ran to the truck and went into town. Unfortunately, the doctor was elsewhere and the nurse told him that all he'd have to do is suck out the poison and bring the friend in. By then the doctor should be back. The man runs back to his friend who was still alive. The guy asked "What did the doctor say?". The friend said "I'm sorry but the doctor says you are going to die and there is nothing we can do to help you.".