I've been in the house since my surgery last Wednesday.

Figured it would be a good opportunity for a short trip to vote. How bad could that be? 30 minutes out and back..........some fresh air..........sunshine.

Went out with the '87, made a right turn onto Main Street........accelerated to the limit.........30 mph.........and a POS van appears behind me wanting to do 80. Moves to the right shoulder..........thinking about passing on the shoulder..........brilliance takes hold of him..........and he returns to his spot at M/B minus four feet. This continues to the next light where I make a right turn and am done with him.

Well, that's my a'hole for the day..........the rest of the day will be a breeze...........right.........right???

Pull into the school parking lot which has a right of way near the building and parking spaces on the far side of the right of way.

Driving about 10 mph and a moron comes flying out from the parking area directly in front of me and needs to complete his 180 degree turn to head out of the lot (from where I was coming). I stop the M/B before plowing into his driver's door. No big deal........another a'hole.

He passes me and is screaming about me being "some kind of a'hole".

Leave it.

Park the '87.

Get out and walk to the building.

Surprise.........he's not leaving.........he's picking up his wife at the front doors.........

Leave it and plan to just walk past into the building.

"What are you some kind of a'hole"??

I turn and I lose it...........doesn't matter if I'm feeling like ****........have no strength........or the incisions hurt. I grab this POS by the shoulders and slam him into his car while his wife is screaming. A few seconds go by and another fellow breaks it up.

He just continues with his BS and I go into the school.


Moral of the story:

Cannot even go out to vote for 30 minutes without getting involved with two separate a'holes.

My incisions hurt............

People suck.