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Originally Posted by cudaspaz
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Dear Fellow Business Owners,
As a the owner of a business who employs 30 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barack Obama will be our next President, and that my taxes and government fees will go up in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases, I figure that the Customer will have to see an increase in my prices to them of about 8%. I will also have to lay off 6 of my employees. This really bothered me for a while, as I believe we are family here and didn't know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled thru the parking lot and found 8 Obama bumper stickers on my employees' cars. I have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
If you have a better idea, let me know. I am sending this letter to all business owners that I know.
Sincerely
Ward
JOOA Corp.
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The way I see they had it coming to them as well. Hiring on with a owner who is to stupid to judge people based on their ability and job performance was an error on their part.
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