Good stuff. Thanks for the chuckle.
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Bud Light for $12.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started…
I took my wife to a restaurant.
For some treason, the waiter took
my order first.
“I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
He said: “Aren't you worried about the mad cow?”
“Nah, she can order for herself.”
And that's how the fight started.....