I don't talk at all. Because of the way I work, most calls are like this:
me: "Where is the vacuum?"
Uncle "I'm not sure"
me: "Opal street, or Kent, maybe?"
Uncle "Tony said its on Ocean, by"
.45 seconds.
Or an incoming call:
"Run up to the lumber company and get a roll of house wrape and ice and water."
"see you in a few"
.30 seconds.
Now my uncle...he must use 5k minutes a month...