Howdy All,
With all the talk of the car company mergers here are some to look for in the future;
Xerox & Wurlitzer ( they're going to make reproductive organs)
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers & Keebler (new name will be Poly-Warner-Cracker)
John Deere & Abitibi-Price (new name will be Deere Abi)
Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants (new name will be Poupon Pants)
Knott's Berry Farm & The National Organization For Women (new name will be Knott NOW)
