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Old 02-23-2009, 10:43 AM
ramonajim ramonajim is offline
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Are you frickin' serious...

... or just high?

Selling bank sends an addendum on The Cottage for Ma and Ed. Includes this charming little bit of stupidity:

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The undersigned agree to the amounts set forth on the HUD-1 Settlement Statement for all figures, including but not limited to, taxes, sewer, assessment, water, or other lienable charges based on an estimate or actual taxes or charges from the previous year on the above referenced property. Further, the undersigned hereby agree that said figures are final and any difference will not be adjusted by the Seller after closing.
Uhm - no f'n way. You, Mr. Selling Bank, have been sitting on this property for the past 16 months. County records show - yep, you have paid exactly zero dollars towards property taxes. And for all I know, whoever it was that you repo'd this house from owes the IRS a gajillion dollars (one of those pesky "lienable charges"), there are 3 dozen mechanic's liens sitting in the wings waiting to post, and your mother wears combat boots.

No f'n way.

That is all. Thank you for providing this opportunity to vent.

F'n $hitforbrains selling bank. Grr.
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