Well poop! I had already planned my financial independence using the "fuel savers"!

35% savings on the Acetone, 15% by changing to fuel injection, 15% using the "Tornado", another 18% using hydrogen enhancement, 12% using those ionic magnets (STILL my favorite bit of hucksterism!), and another 8% by inflating my tires to 65 psi.

I figured I'd have to drain my fuel tank at least twice a week and sell it back to the oil companies!

I guess I'll have to earn my retirement the old fashioned way, defraud investors of it!