While much of what you say is true, I would have found the same behavior disrespectful of my iron rule of my personal empire, and as king of all he surveys within the confines of my 1/2 acre domain, I would have been very disturbed that he dared to imperil the peace of the realm by not consulting the sovereign, which happens to be me. He is after all, still a subject. I must be held in awe, else other mischief will arise. I would have dispatched the two to the nearest Motel 6, pending the offer of a later audience with The King, at which they would be expected to properly genuflect, during which I would remind my son that the castle is not brothel. One of the things that motivates the little blood suckers to leave the nest is the impossibility of fornicating at will at their current abode, something they must buy with their own treasure, and if you provide such a thing to him for free, you will regret the results.