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I'm sorry but the H2 is a messed up excuse for an disassociateive disorder masquerading as a needful truck. It’s a not a smart choice of a vehicle. You may be marred for life if you do it. And think of your friends! Think of the low talking, the stifled snickers, the embarrassments that will come. Women will look at you and hold their thumb and forefinger about 2 inches apart. Dozens will look away out of shame when they see you. Some will display anger. Dogs will pee on the tires and everyone except Exxon stock holders will think about scaring the surface with a key edge. People you are following will drive slowly, just to antagonize you. Protect your self-esteem, keep your blood pressure low. Don’t injure your future. Resist.
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