Great thread right now Myopic seems to fit the discussion perfectly.

Oh, and you haven't lived until you have gone through a small to mid-size merger, after my experiences in life I never thought that something so simple could cause the simpletons to rise to the top. If I were to call them something it would be two day old Miracle Whip; it looks and smells OK at first but it will make you sick as hell once you digest it.

and compressed ideology...brilliant!!