I hate Trader Joe's. No, its not because of any of their policies but because according to my wife they have the best chocolates selection outside of any specialty gourmet chocolate shop. Every time we go there, she "disappears" for just a few moments and the shopping cart is about $30 heavier than when I last saw it!

Of course, I probably could understand it better if I liked chocolate. I then have to listen to a week's worth of, "Why did you let me do that? Now I'm getting fat!" Right, like a man could ever stop a woman from eating chocolate!