That reminds me of a time I saw Bush Sr. speak 3 or 4 years ago. He had plenty of great little stories and anecdotes, but this one stuck in my head.
He was in his presidential limo traveling somewhere shortly after making pro-life remarks in support of something in the state. When he arrived at his destination, there were droves of women protesting. Apparently a hideous, unkempt, burly woman got way too close to him and yelled, "Stay the hell out of my womb!"
Bush responded, "Hey, no problem lady."