Originally Posted by cmac2012

I thought that just because I was eating right and getting plenty of exercise, my mind and body would retain their youthful vigor and innocence. But then my doctor told me I was getting age related Skepticimia, a chronic inability to absorb and believe messages about products that might be able to help me. What’s more, he said it gets worse as I get older. That’s when he told me about once a month Believia. He said it re-establishes brain pathways that aid incredulity. And unlike other medications that have to be taken daily, Believia does its work with just one pill a month. I can handle that.

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Do not use or handle Believia if you are operating machinery, becoming pregnant, or operating pregnancy machinery. Common side effects include headaches, dizziness, memory loss, temporary night blindness, spending money you don't have, telling people "change!", avoiding questions about your college years, falling in love with racist women, losing your ability to talk without a teleprompter and not say "ah, um" ten times a minute, and chronic gullibility. Ask your doctor if Believia is right for you. And believe him.

I have just one life to live and I don’t want to miss any product that could help make that life stronger, better, or just more expensive. That’s why I’m relying on once a month Believia, so the message gets through.