Not bad but still needs a little tuning.

How about, you saw a puppy floating down a raging river and used your like, totally awesome bike skillz to launch into the middle of the stream, landing on an ice floe? You lost the bike when it went over the falls (which precludes you actually having to show your bike to the audience) which was a bummer because it was custom made by Swedish engineers but it was worth it just to see the smile on the little girl's face when you swam upstream against the class 4 rapids back to shore balancing the puppy on your head using only your arms because of the injury to your legs?