Good lord in heaven........
Last page of the thread I got a heck of a good laugh though. Someone posted "Who in the h### would pay $168 for an oil change?". And someone deadpanned "Obviously not the owner of THIS car!"
Worst I've ever seen was last year getting the 1st 87 inspected (prior to getting t-boned by a Ford Explorer). Lady with a late-model gasser VW Jetta was in ahead of me (at the time I didn't know it was a gasser). After she left, the mechanic showed me the old oil fill cap from her engine. It was covered with thick black oil and crud. I opined that she was pushing her luck letting the oil in a diesel (thinking TDI, that's how black and nasty it looked) get to that state before changing it. He said "That wasn't a diesel, it had a GAS engine, and she hadn't changed oil in 20K miles!".
Seems I remember making a remark that combined words insinuating a lack of intelligence, and a term usually used to refer to female canines.