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Originally Posted by stimpy451
It fades every time someone rides your ass because you're going too slow.
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Yes, but it's so much fun too mash the throttle when a latte sipping, save-the-planet Prius or Insight driver insists on putting your dirty derv drinker in its place. I had a guy in a new Insight ride my tail halfway up the helix out of the Lincoln Tunnel until I just got tired of seeing his slack-jawed face burning a hole in my rear view mirror like I was some kind of Nixon-era outcast. So I put the accelerator down through 2 inches of plush floormat and left him in a wake of black, beltching smoke which looked like an oil tanker exploded behind me. I stopped a few miles down the road and planted a tree to make up for my indiscretion
