RELIGION
–noun
1. a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs.
2. a specific fundamental set of beliefs and practices generally agreed upon by a number of persons or sects: .
3. the body of persons adhering to a particular set of beliefs and practices.
4. the life or state of a monk, nun, etc.: to enter religion.
5. the practice of religious beliefs; ritual observance of faith.
6. something one believes in and follows devotedly; a point or matter of ethics or conscience:
Just you three different "agnostics" have seem to parroted the same set of beliefs and have proved yourselves to be members of a religion as stated in 1,2,3 and 6 of the definition of the word.
So now you have discovered that you are in fact RELIGIOUS!
Unless ,,, you don't believe in the existence of dictionaries,