I grew up in a smallish town. I remember a story about a person that used to go get his haircut at ths local salon by a female hair stylist. Of course they put the cape on him to keep the hair off his clothes. Apparently, the cape also made a nice cover so the guy could masturbate while the woman was cutting his hair. The salon caught on (duh) and when the guy scheduled his next appointment they had the cops walk in half way through the hair cut and pull off the cape.
