I had to look up the Ryanair bathroom fee... some things you just have to read to believe... Personally, I would piss right on the floor before I paid to use a toilet on the airplane
as for the 4 in 1000 mishandled bags... What defines "mishandling"??? big question right there... In a loose definition, almost every bag is mishandled by the apes that load and unload the plane. That gov. site probably only considers bags that are never retrieved as "mishandled".